me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via trust)

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

image

(Source: swampertite, via trust)

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain, via hate)

clrama:

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